TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 

9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
8.9999163362 It's the new math 
7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 
6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 
5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well 
4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 
3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful
2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?
1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
0.9999999998 The Errata Inside