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GHETTO SPELLIN'
 Words:
Jamal is a 15 year-old 5th grader.
 
........
 
This is Jamal's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....


Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."
 


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