Angelina and Giuseppe were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says:
"Your honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppe he always picka his nose ana when we maka love he a never letsa me on topa. I justa canna taka dis nomore."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppe. "Giuseppe, is disa true ? You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top ? What have you gotta say fora yourself ?"
Giuseppe says:
"Well your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot and yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom. Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man. I always do ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppe, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life: Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up."