Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde."
"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV. But I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
But, my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed ...