/*
      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
      Project: Chicago(tm)
      Projected release-date: Summer 1998
    */
 
     #include "win31.h"
     #include "win95.h"
     #include "evenmore.h"
     #include "oldstuff.h"
     #include "billrulz.h"
     #define INSTALL = HARD
 
     char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 
     void main()
     {
         while(!CRASHED)
        {
             display_copyright_message();
             display_bill_rules_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             if (first_time_installation)
             {
                make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                do_nothing_loop();
                totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                hang_system();
             }
             write_something(anything);
             display_copyright_message();
             do_nothing_loop();
             do_some_stuff();
             if (still_not_crashed)
             {
                 display_copyright_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 basically_run_windows_3.1();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 do_nothing_loop();
             }
         }
 
         if (detect_cache())
             disable_cache();
 
         if (fast_cpu())
         {
             set_wait_states(lots);
             set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
             set_mouse(action, jumpy);
             set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
         }
 
         /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
        /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
        printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
        if (system_ok())
              crash(to_dos_prompt);
        else
             system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
         while(something)
        {
             sleep(5);
             get_user_input();
             sleep(5);
             act_on_user_input();
             sleep(5);
        }
        create_general_protection_fault();
    }